19 Real struggles of being an ASOS addict
Published on 15/03/2016
ASOS has a very annoying habit of reeling us in. Maybe it’s their endless supply of clothes, maybe it’s because we can buy almost anything from them or maybe it’s just that guaranteed next day delivery. Think you’re an ASOS addict? Not unless you’re guilty of the below…
1. ASOS is priority
You check ASOS new in more regularly than the news.
2. Our basket is rather full
You have around 13,000 items saved in your basket.
3. We'll never let go
If your item is out of stock you keep it in your saved basket because you’re convinced someone will return your size.
4. We're scared and alone
‘Low stock’ fills you with fear.
5. We need it and we need it now
When they’ve sold out of your size, you’ll buy any size because you need it – and you need it now!
6. Refresh is our best friend
Getting annoyed when the New In section hasn’t been updated yet.
7. 20% off would be everything right now
You hold out for weeks waiting for a discount code – you’re convinced you can feel it in your waters.
8. WTF? I don't deserve this
Then you lose faith, buy what you’re after and the next day you get a 20% code – FFS!
9. The urban myth is real
You almost wet yourself when you get a 40% discount code – some say it’s an urban myth (it's not we can assure you).
10. Yay!! What... wait
Excitedly finding a discount code on Twitter, only for it to be invalid.
11. LOVE this, this and this
Using the saved button as a filter for anything that may be of slight interest.
12. Best investment so far
ASOS Premier has been your greatest investment yet.
13. Make the most of it
And you’ll use it for the smallest of items.
14. ASOS has EVERYTHING
If ASOS doesn’t have what you’re looking for, you’re convinced it doesn’t exist.
15. Postman friends
You’re on first term names with your DPD guy.
16. The best of friends
He refers to you as the “ASOS girl”.
17. Points equal prizes
You squealed with excitement when they brought out the ASOS Loyalty points.
You’ve dreamt about how many vouchers you’ll receive.
19. Life goals
The ultimate dream is to move your entire saved basket to checkout.